bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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