you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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