That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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