the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Randomize
