cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
tell me about the fingering
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