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See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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