They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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