I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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