if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives�
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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