just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
Randomize
