do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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