Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
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