hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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