Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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