Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
And my parents said I crawled through the house
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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