Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
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