There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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