it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
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