i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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