The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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