what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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