Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
seriously iPhone. stop autocorrecting all my fucks into ducks. you're making all my strong worded texts look harmless and adorable.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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