: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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