i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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