I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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