i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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