doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
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