HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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