is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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