sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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