was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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