why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
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