I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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