My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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