Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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