is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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