Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
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