You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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