You work out of a Hotel?
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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