There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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