I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
we should paint friendship bongs
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