I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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