My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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