and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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