Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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