me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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