her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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