We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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