I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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