why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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